communication in the bedroom

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2008 15:56:16

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes, "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2008 16:19:35

I don't understand.

hahahaha!

I was just confused since it wasn't ... younow ... one of them there l things.

Bob

Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2008 17:00:47

Different but still funny. You'd think they would've sorted this out before marriage. lol

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2008 9:59:07

haha. grate!

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2008 12:42:52

damn. lol what if he's done before that?